Showing posts with label Marriage proposal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage proposal. Show all posts

Monday, January 10, 2011

First of many marriage proposals

Dear Brent Knorf,

Can I please marry your vocals? Just them, nothing else. I don't need your physical body, although it might help to have when I ask you to improvise a song for me. You might need your fingers then to play the piano, guitar, watercups, or glockenspiel.

Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Me