Monday, January 10, 2011

First of many marriage proposals

Dear Brent Knorf,

Can I please marry your vocals? Just them, nothing else. I don't need your physical body, although it might help to have when I ask you to improvise a song for me. You might need your fingers then to play the piano, guitar, watercups, or glockenspiel.

Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Me